Why there's class today...

A long, long time ago...in America, not so far away...



"Hmm, I like declaring rights."


George Mason: Hey man, the constitution kinda sucks so I attached a list of the capital defects that we need to address.  Ya know, it may not be a bad idea to re-write this constitution because it's important...we need to make sure that the support we're receiving on this current draft is based on the right reasons.

"I really don't like Mason anymore."

George Washington: What?! What the heck are you talking about! You know what? I'm mad at you and I don't like your harsh criticisms.  I don't wanna be good friends with you anymore, and I'm gonna be famous one day so you won't be remembered like all our other Founding Fathers/Constitution Framers.  Good luck finding yourself in 5th graders' memories, jerk.

George Washington became the first president of the United States, and to this day most people don't have a clue who George Mason is. 

The George Mason Statue at George Mason University faces away from the Washington Monument because of their disagreement.

On George Washington's birthday/Presidents Day this year, George Mason University had classes.  It's a normal day, just like any other. Why? I'm gonna say it's because my school is B.A. and likes to stick it to the man with statues and ignoring birthdays.

I may be wrong in providing the "reason" as to why I still had my class this morning, but I'm in a bragging mood so I'm going to assume that everything was normal today because George Mason University really likes the Bill of Rights.

~Esa Cita

Who is George Mason? I dunno, lemme read some stuff.